A SCAM: DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY.
I booked Mistinguett for a special birthday for a friend traveling from London. We expected the "Music Hall" glamour and live acts they advertise. What we got was a total bait-and-switch scam.
1. THE "SHOW" WAS A LIE: There were ZERO acts. We were told the shows "depend on the number of bookings." This is absolute BS. They still charged full price for a "festive" dinner without the festival. I felt humiliated bringing a guest here.
2. TOTAL LACK OF PROFESSIONALISM: * The Chef spent the night sitting at the bar on his phone instead of in the kitchen.
The Waiters were literally vaping/smoking e-cigarettes during their shift.
The Barmaid was ignoring guests to mix her own personal drinks.
3. THE "VIBE" WAS A JOKE: Instead of the sophisticated 1920s atmosphere promised, they blasted obnoxiously loud Hip Hop that didn't fit the venue at all. You couldn’t even have a conversation, and it felt like a cheap club rather than a historic Paris venue.
4. BIRTHDAY FAIL: I mentioned it was a birthday—not a single acknowledgement. No candle, no smile, just "Food 0" quality and a bill that felt like a robbery.
Avoid this place at all costs. It is a tourist trap managed by people who clearly do not care about hospitality, hygiene, or their own brand. You will leave feeling cheated and embarrassed!
