I love how this site gives you an…
I love how this site gives you an article to read or view with a couple quick lines summarizing the article so that you get the jist of it and can decide immediately if you want to read/view further or not. Excellent! Pretty standard stuff these days I'd say. Then my favourite part for the article that I saw was the 2 attached videos for that article. Now before I say more, the article talked about a "lad" that didn't even make it past the receptionist for the job interview because of how he portrayed himself.
Now that you have that piece of information, continuing onwards... The first video, to which I figured would be the only video for the article, because that makes sense - at least it does if you have any common sense whatsoever, was of a girl, aka not a 'lad' unless the person was a boy and is now a tranny that's really a boy pretending to be a girl, Houdini like magic but so real that it's unfortunately surreal since it's now 2023 and all the cool kids are doing it - Such a confusing time to be in. Anyway.... The video is of a girl. There is no receptionist and the video is of an interview being streamed with a chick that apparently has ants in her pants, and is more ready to watch an episode of Friends before she has a lullaby while dreaming of Joey. She of course blows it because she's showing off her ADHD skills more than a squirrely squirrel that can't find it's nuts. Good job on that one. High five!!! A video of an orangutan surfing while trying to bake a pizza would have been more on point than the pathetic idiotic nonsense that I just saw. And the girl doing the interview is more monotone than a lazer printer. I just wonder how long it is that it will take him before he does the world a solid and keels over to lay down and die. In fact he may be laying down already.
Now thank goodness for the next video if you scroll way down the page. Oh man!! This guy is the receptionist!?!!?? Far out dude man guy girl tranny whatever person you!!! Whoa! Totally rad. I almost can't believe it. Except I can believe it. At least I can believe it that I can't believe it because it turns out to be an ad for I'm not sure if it's coffee or candy or coffee and candy or coffee that tastes like candy. Or candy that tastes like coffee. But what I do know is that somehow they've turned shizzite up & now somehow they've managed to get Buddah involved. I'm not sure if he's into it or if that's his bag, but he's definitely into the bag that's for sure. Hopefully he doesn't suffocate or get stuck in the bag and suddenly Bada boom Bada Bing, he's got a new hat. More like a shiny emergency Balaklava really. Anyway, boom! That video was over pretty fast which was good. But alas it seems like now they're finally playing the real video. And the real video it seems is apparently of some British dude walking into a convenience store and asking for the "boss man" while being flabbergasted that someone from Pakistan is trying to rip him off. I don't get why. I mean $200 for a can of coke or whatever it is that they're talking about (I actually think that it's that weird coffee candy stuff that Buddah got stuck up to the top of his bald head in with the marketing. Besides the going rate these days is probably insane anyway after all of that inflation. And the Pakistani guy in the video said he sleeps just fine charging so much. Good for him! I give him props for that because personally I think that I'd have trouble sleeping at night in the same room with 14 other of my brothers, sisters, nephews, goats and cousins.
And then after all of that when this 'chap' no longer has any patience after like 20 or 30 seconds maybe, what does he do? Well by golly gosh, he leaves the Quik-E-Mart!!! Oh the nerve! He's right fed up. So much that he'll probably have 2 cups of tea tomorrow at tea time while reading the newspaper and possibly shaking his fist at all the boisterous nonsense rubbish of excitement that we unfortunately just saw.
What a show! Good thing that the next video was finally it! And by it I mean another advertisement but this time for some BS on Netflix. I would have regretted my time less if each time that I had seen a video there, it had been 2 Girls, 1 Cup. Sure that video was nasty as F!@&, but at least we knew what we were getting, eventually. And at least at the end of it there was no doubt in my mind as to whether or not the pile of Shhh that I saw in that video was even real.
But hey bravo to ladbible. And just to one up them, I'm going to make a video of me uncontrollably staring at my ceiling fan for 14 minutes followed by a violently pushed out fart that only lasts a split second that also makes a squeaky sound. If only I wore underwear and too bad that I don't actually have a ceiling fan.
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9. januar 2023
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