Jaki Fish & Chip Shop's 

Discusting ! Avoid this place at all costs

Not a good experience at all. Jaki was not friendly and I felt threatened in the shop.

What an embarrasment. Enjoy Your new life on the dole you fat obnoxious pig.

Floundering owner out of her depth. Cod will strike you down for this. Hopefully your shop will be battered down to a mushy pea. Got herself stuck between a rock and a hard plaice. If you’re in the area scampi on by. Your bread will better buttered elsewhere. God save the queen.

Sadly having seen the views of the ownership of this place I would suggest you avoid.
Clearly full of hate.
A disgrace to Scotland. Such management should not be rewarded with custom.
The owner celebrated the death of HM The Queen.
Utter disrespect. She is free to have an opinion, but to push her hate on social media is very worrying.

Not a very nice place to visit
Owner is ugly inside and out.

Disrespectful vile owner of this place if she talks like that I'd rather eat out of pig poo pile

Rotten just like the owner 🤴

Enjoy bankruptcy!!! How dare you disrespect The Queen.

It was great meeting Jaki, whom I instantly recognised from the "Do you store pickled eggs in your rectum? - Lie detector results" and "Where does the fish batter really come from? - DNA results" episodes of The Jeremy Kyle Show.

I can confirm, from the taste, the pickled egg one is true. Likewise, the fish batter really did taste like the other kind of fish batter. Just don't even go there with the chocolate fudge cake 🤢

Only went here to order a cone of chips and caught aids. Never again. Avoid at all costs.

Was touring the Highlands and thought I would stop in for some dinner. Warm welcome Jaki the owner shouted “Sour alba goo brat” or something similar which I think means welcome in Gaelic.

I then asked for a 1/2 pizza supper and was immediately called a “p**o” and that I “touch kids” by Jaki who then started screaming at me to look up something called Pizzagate. I looked it up after my visit, not sure how some American scandal relates to me getting a pizza crunch for dinner.

I was starving so then I just asked for a fish supper and a pickled egg. The fish looked like it had been sitting there for a few days but I was hungry so took the risk.

Jaki then took the pickled egg out of her bra and put it into a used rubber johnny which she said was the ‘Jaki special sauce’. I then said I didn’t want it and she tried to lob it off my face which missed and then smashed the shop window.

The chips were overcooked and very crunchy which I didn’t enjoy. I’m pretty sure she also said something to the younger girl behind the counter along the lines of “my fanny is itchy” but I didn’t catch it properly. I think my suspicions were confirmed when I opened my meal and there was a large pubic hair on one of the chips, which also stank of fish more than the other chips.

I only ate the meal as I was starving but then had violent diarrhoea for the next 3 hours. I wouldn’t return to this shop in future.

Was quite excited to try a traditional British fish and chips on my tour of the North. It looked tasty enough but you can’t beat anything fried.

Was served by a woman called Jaki who I think was the owner who made the experience an awful one. I had asked for salt and vinegar. Just as she was closing the box she squatted down on the supper and let off a massive fart into the box before sealing it.

Ruined the experience for me, wont be back!!

Never been to this chip shop so can’t comment on the food but going by her Facebook post regarding the late queen Elizabeth I don’t think she will be in business for much longer disgusting behaviour I am from England and you give true Scottish people a bad name you have brought shame on yourself and the good people of Scotland

Very rude ignorant owner and food is disgusting, place needs shutting down before someone gets seriously ill from the food!!!

The chips were made of sawdust and I found a dead weevil in my fish. Also, the owner stores the pickled eggs in her bra.

Most disappointed. The owner is disgusteng also.

Would you genuinely want someone who believes the Queen was a lizard in a satanic ring that eats children cooking your food? She needs genuine help as in a cult.

The Place was disgusting as soon as we walked in. The owner was pulling a load of fish from the fryer when we arrived,she proceeded to break wind on every single piece of fish she put into the cabinet. We also witnessed her urinating in the vinegar bottles to top them up,the rat asleep in the scraps was the final straw. We left without ordering and left her scratching her ring piece with a wooden fork. Disgusting.